rnilkbreath:
eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
indianchiefkeef:
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
lesjoursdepluie:
zillatamer:
unimpressedcats:
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
^^^ hobbit hamster
livesexting:
www.livesexting.tumblr.com
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
